9 Chickweed Lane by Brooke McEldowney for November 24, 2000
Transcript:
Edda thinks: "Ah, home...What serenity! After a day of school, it is as if to wander amongst the shade-dappled groves of Arcadia." A voice calls: "Edda..." Edda is startled. Eddy is on the ground cringing. She thinks: "...Even in the shade-dappled groves of Arcadia there are snipers." Gran peeks in the room and says: "Good, you're home...Come and help me fold the laundry."