9 Chickweed Lane by Brooke McEldowney for November 25, 2000

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Edda reads: "This above all: To thine own self be true, and it must follow, as the night the day, thou canst not then be false to any man." Amos gets up and walks away. Amos taps on the shoulder of a big guy and says: "Besides possessing the personal allure of a boil, you have the I.Q. of a lily pad, and you stink." Amos is flying through the air past Edda. As he does so, he says: "Just being honest with myself."