9 Chickweed Lane by Brooke McEldowney for June 14, 2004
June 13, 2004
June 15, 2004
Transcript:
"Tell me the truth... Do you objectify me?"
"No."
"Not even if I do something sexy like..."
"...This?"
"Wow!"
"That's amazing!... How did you do that!? Can I do that!?... Show me how to do that!"
"This, then, is the perfect man."