9 Chickweed Lane by Brooke McEldowney for June 15, 2004
Transcript:
"What are you up to now?" "I'm gathering discount coupons." "Wow, 'save 25 percent on all store purchases.' It's just like getting money!" "Well, that's not exactly what I..." "And it sounds so much better than, 'we sell cheap crud.'" "It's coupon confetti... Now just imagine how much money I'm saving!" "You've been talking to yourself again, haven't you?"