9 Chickweed Lane by Brooke McEldowney for September 28, 2004
Transcript:
"Mom, tell me the truth...why are you really standing on your head?" "I said, it's a protest." "Are you sure? When you start doing something unusual, it frequently means you're depressed." "I'm not depressed." "Honestly?" "Honestly." "Look me in the eye and say that."