9 Chickweed Lane by Brooke McEldowney for June 09, 2005

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"You stand there, bold as brass, telling me I'm more like Barbie than Ken...but you can't specify which Barbie." "There are so many of them. It's like "Village of the Damned."" "Come on...put up or shut up." "...Well...okay....I'd say you're "Hot Skatin' Barbie." ...You know, with the articulated limbs and sparkly tights. ...Really high-maintenance." "Oh, my lord, you so know me!" "There you've said a mouthful." "Maybe I should lose the beard...what do you think?" "Stay just as you are."