9 Chickweed Lane by Brooke McEldowney for June 10, 2005
Transcript:
"How was your evening?" "The movie was incoherent yet dirty, rather like my escort. I got propositioned five times...seven if you count passersby." "You're up late...are you keeping tabs on me?" "Do I look like your mother?" "Well, I'm going to wash off the fingerprints, burn my dress, and scream myself to sleep...goodnight." "The eagle has landed." "Ten four."