9 Chickweed Lane by Brooke McEldowney for June 22, 2005
Transcript:
"What's wrong with everybody?" "Can't they just leave us alone?" "If it isn't Seth telling me you and I belong together, it's my mother...if it's not my mother, it's the produce guy on the corner...or it's half the ballet company..." "The ballet company?" "There's a pool going around on date and time. Seth is recording the bets and keeping book. I saw it on the kitchen table." "What are they betting we'll do?" "I don't know. But we just cost someone 75 bucks for not doing it."