9 Chickweed Lane by Brooke McEldowney for June 23, 2005
Transcript:
"I don't know why people can't accept that all we've evre wanted is to be friends." "Absolutely." "Well...okay, if I have to be honest, to geel our cheeks touch...to be in each other's arms from time to time..." "...But just to be friends." "..Perhaps to mingle our lips in the occasional incendiary kiss, gasping for oxygen as necessary..." "...But...but just to be friends." "What's so complicated about that?"