9 Chickweed Lane by Brooke McEldowney for September 27, 2005

Transcript:

"Um...Excuse me, are you waiting?" "Nobody's there...I'm a friend of Edda's." "Right!...You're from the ballet!" ... "Look, before we continue to pretend you're not crying, tell me...Is it a death in the family, did your cat run away, or..." "I was just dumped by a guy." "Play 'Hail to the Chief', sweetie. You're talking to the club president."