9 Chickweed Lane by Brooke McEldowney for September 29, 2005
Transcript:
"Here...Before your nose goes so red they hitch you up to Santa's sleigh." "Ooo...It's so soft." "I only buy aloe. Then I sprinkle them with lilac water and give them a light iron." "You iron tissues?" "I know what you're going to say...'Why didn't I think of that?'"