9 Chickweed Lane by Brooke McEldowney for October 26, 2005
Transcript:
"You threw over Janice bnecause you're baying after me! Admit it...I dazzle and enthrall you!" "Edda, I confess we broke up, but it wasn't because of you." "Don't lie! You've been licking your chops over me for months." "Honestly, I've never met anyone so pretty and delicate and chaste. To me you're like a Dresden figurine I dare not touch." "Stick to my script, Don Juan...Don't improvise!"