9 Chickweed Lane by Brooke McEldowney for October 27, 2005
Transcript:
"I don't understand what everyone finds so funny. Given the occasion, I'm sure I could wind a man round my pinky...I'm capable of being as sordid and debauched as anybody." "Refresh my memory...What was that goat's name?...The one that won you the blue ribbon?" "You're speaking of Julius...And I see no reason to throw the 4-H Club in my face."