9 Chickweed Lane by Brooke McEldowney for December 26, 2005

Transcript:

"I don't know how you could sit there, staring into Janice's face, and not know she'd fall in love with you. Girls are no different than the rest of us...They fall in love. Your mother was a girl..." "What did you think she was, a salamander?" "I'm just saying...She fell in love with your father, and they had you, right?" "I spent the greater part of my adolescence shaking off that mental image...Now you unveil it in widescreen technicolor. You have no respect for other people's repressions!"