9 Chickweed Lane by Brooke McEldowney for December 27, 2005

Transcript:

"All I'm saying is, if it weren't for a girl falling in love with a boy and having a baby, you wouldn't be here." "I wasn't laboring under the misapprehension that I was hatched from a stump." "Let me put it this way...Imagine your parents are Celia Johnson and Trevor Howard..." "Can they be Cary Grant and Deborah Kerr?...My mom always did a great Cary Grant." "Okay...I see this conversation is not yet ready to end."