9 Chickweed Lane by Brooke McEldowney for February 07, 2006
Transcript:
"The thing is, you're a nice guy, Elliott. You deserve better than me." "Boy, I wish I had a pickle for every time I've heard that lame excuse for dumping me." "Don't you mean you wish you had a nickel?" "No...I wish I had a pickle. I'm really hungry, and I like pickles."