9 Chickweed Lane by Brooke McEldowney for February 08, 2006

Transcript:

"You must know I'm sincere in my proposal. How many men would willingly sit in goat dung next to you?" "42." "42?" "Yes." "Right away, without hesitation, you can state the precise number?" "Well...Counting you, it's 43." "Ever since I took up farming, I've become kind of the Scarlett O'Hara of the ungulate set." "Do you take reservations, or do they just seat themselves?"