9 Chickweed Lane by Brooke McEldowney for May 11, 2006
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Dear Thorax, I am married to my work, so to speak, but find myself falling deeply in love. I will not allow this to corrupt my mission in life, but do not wish to hurt the object of my love. What should I do? Spoken For in N.Y.C. Dear Spoken For: You clearly are a man of principle and conscience. In time you will do the right and honorable thing, and become utterly devoid of interest to all living beings. Bug off!