9 Chickweed Lane by Brooke McEldowney for May 12, 2006

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Dear Thorax, Recently I married a woman whom for many years I've been in love with. Every day now is replete with a passion and happiness I cannot help but look forward to. Every night is pure rapture nothing else can compare with. Have I any right, in such a world as this, to live with such a woman I feel such insatiable ardor for? - Overawed in N.H. Dear Overawed, If you end another sentence with a preposition, I'll kill you with my bare hands.