9 Chickweed Lane by Brooke McEldowney for May 17, 2006

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Dear Thorax, I am the Catholic school headmistress who wrote to you of recent date on a matter of deep concern. You responded with what may be called manifest irony. I do not approve of irony in these halls. My normal urge would be to spank the back of your hand with a ruler. Headmistress in N.H. Dear Attila, Try and find me...Nyah.