9 Chickweed Lane by Brooke McEldowney for May 18, 2006
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May 19, 2006
Transcript:
Dear Thorax, A man dressed like Flash Gordon pinched me in the vegetable section of my local grocery last evening, in full view of the asparagus. I was speechless with astonishment. What action should I take? Granny in N.H. Dear Granite State Granny, Loiter in front of the avocados tonight. I will be attired as Zorro.
