9 Chickweed Lane by Brooke McEldowney for May 31, 2006
Transcript:
"So, don't you think it's going to get harder to tell Father Durly the longer you wait?" "Tell him? Tell him what?" "You know...That you're Sister Aramus." "I'm not Sister Aramus...She split, made tracks, took a powder." "She's off somewhere contemplating her navel, gathering dust, hanging in the closet, out to pasture..." "Welcome to another exciting episode of 'Mining for Metaphors.'" "...On the shelf, in cold storage..."