9 Chickweed Lane by Brooke McEldowney for June 01, 2006
Transcript:
"You created a monster." "I only protected Diane from an awkward confrontation." "Well, now she's set her sights on wresting Father Durly's affections from Sister Aramus. She said, 'Drop a hat, dear, the man's a fish in a barrel.'" "A little wiggy, I'll admit." "You don't understand...My old English teacher mixed metaphors...then laughed." "The woman's gone rogue." "That school had a strange effect on all of you."