9 Chickweed Lane by Brooke McEldowney for June 14, 2006
Transcript:
"So, basically, my old English teacher has been allowing Father Durly to think she is her own niece Diane for a couple of months. And now she can't figure a way out of it." "Yeah, but who is this guy, anyway? The biggest doofus in New York?" "Evidently the most celebrated."