9 Chickweed Lane by Brooke McEldowney for June 15, 2006
Transcript:
"Diane's enmired in quicksand. She's totally infatuated with Father Durly." "What is this guy? Some kind of dish?" "Too ecclesiastical to be a dish...More of a dessert maybe...Tiramisu." "Really custardy, with coffee-soaked lady-fingers?" "I definitely can't see him without thinking 'coffee-soaked ladyfingers.'" "Oooo, Momma! Gimme a fork!" "All at once I'm flattered...and twisting in Gehenna."