9 Chickweed Lane by Brooke McEldowney for December 27, 2006

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"I got this for Christmas. It's packed with a synthetic insulation that simulates goose down." "My hat is snow-proof and keeps my ears absolutely toasty. And the boots warm my feet in temperatures as low as -50 degrees Fahrenheit." "Why do you wear the miniskirt?" "Sexy knees."