9 Chickweed Lane by Brooke McEldowney for December 28, 2006

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"I'm a little worried about Edda's self-image. She just told me that she has sexy knees." "Why does that give you pause?" "It's so superficial. Of all Edda's qualities, why concentrate on one trait that no one else would notice or care about?" "Edda, doll...Sizzling knees! Lord, if I weren't gay, I'd so want to..." "What's wrong with Mark?" "He turned his own stomach...That happens every time he has a straight fantasy. Come here and let's have a look at those dazzling patellae."