9 Chickweed Lane by Brooke McEldowney for September 05, 2007

Transcript:

"The tabloids can't be the new provenance of God's word!" "Monty begs to differ." "They command the full, unquestioning attention of all who pass. And the faces that appear in those pages are figures of reverence, worship and voyeuristic fascination." "What better situation for Monty to get out his message... even if it must be curtailed." "What do you mean?" "That ten-items-or-less restriction forced him to drop the all-important eleventh commandment about daily flossing."