9 Chickweed Lane by Brooke McEldowney for September 06, 2007

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"And so it was that Monty came unto me. 'Thorax, old man,' he said. 'I want you to be my leak. Yea, verily, you will be called Deep Orifice, and you will disseminate contrived swill to the press, who will repeat it without let or hindrance, or a thought as to its factuality." "'And verily it will be juicy, and the word of Monty will spread over the land, and Monty's fame will multiply.'" "That's what he said?" "He also made a little promise about my loins, but it's kind of personal."