9 Chickweed Lane by Brooke McEldowney for January 13, 2008

Transcript:

"Don't fire until you see the whites of her eyes." "Take no prisoners." "I really must start taking a more circuitous route to the stage door." "Well, hello, H202, darling. If we keep meeting like this someone will mistake us for friends." "You know, I hate to admit it, but you raise being a prissy little ramrod to the level of performance art." "Well, thank you... and sometimes you are unexcelled at being a repugnant trollop." "I'm sorry... I cannot let that pass. We are both indulging in unfair categorizations and catty half-truths. I admit, sometimes I can be prissy and a bit of a ramrod." "And you are unexcelled at being a repugnant trollop all the time."