9 Chickweed Lane by Brooke McEldowney for January 14, 2008
Transcript:
"You've destroyed the life force of our only visiting assistant professor... now all the miserable creature does is lean on a vending machine, deplete it of stale pastries and stare into the distance." "I only told her the truth." "This is an election year... by common law the truth is legally suspended. Who are you to flout custom?!" "Here's my teacher evaluation, and may I say you did a wonderful job?" "Drop dead, punk." "She's just not playing the game." "I... I like her."