9 Chickweed Lane by Brooke McEldowney for January 17, 2008
January 16, 2008
January 18, 2008
Transcript:
"The secret, black lace torsolette with the red bows and enough foundation wire to divert microwaves... the leopard-skin bodysuit... the two-piece tiger thong... and my personal favorite, the strapless, rattlesnake leotard, sized like shrink wrap! When you go before a meeting of trustees, they sense danger, their jaws drop, their spines go rubbery." "Then what?" "You wait for the sound of labored, stertorous breathing... then you move in for the kill... unconditional acquiescence to all your demands." "Golly!" "Efface that word from your vocabulary! You're a beast now! Think only... tiger thong!" "GIVE ME!" "That's my girl!"
