9 Chickweed Lane by Brooke McEldowney for January 18, 2008
Transcript:
"I've been imparting to a wet-behind-the-ears visiting assistant professor my knowledge on the ways of secret, jungle animal print underwear." "Just as well. You don't want the secret t die with you. What do you call her?... 'Grasshopper'?" "Don't be absurd." "I've decided on new nickname for you..."