9 Chickweed Lane by Brooke McEldowney for February 05, 2008
February 04, 2008
February 06, 2008
Transcript:
The Daily Thorax Horoscope TAURUS (April 20-May 20) Having finally bought into election rhetoric that a ballot is each citizen's most precious gift, millions of voters will refuse to squander theirs on the glut of cretins and liars pandering for office. The lot of the free world will be determined by a plurality of vagrants - or 'Congress.' Lean a little more to starboard and adopt an expression of gastrointestinal distress. It makes you look thoughtful.
