9 Chickweed Lane by Brooke McEldowney for February 06, 2008
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The Daily Thorax Horoscope GEMINI (May 21 - June 20) Money management firms will tell you they are confident in the future, and will selflessly help you build your financial security by lending your money to bad risks. It is time to buy a blunt shovel - and be spontaneous with it. Don't discount romance in the waning days of the period, but be particular as to species. You will experience a tendency to clump in kitty boxes.