9 Chickweed Lane by Brooke McEldowney for February 09, 2008
February 08, 2008
February 10, 2008
Transcript:
The Daily Thorax Horoscope VIRGO (August 23-September 22) In the first quarter (or 'two bits') you will be in your element, playing Mah Jongg and telling slightly dirty stories to ladies' clubs nationwide. In the second half (or 'hindquarters'), retire to the restroom for a smoke. Feel free to give me a call. The number's on the stall wall. If my cat answers, disguise your voice and say 'wrong number.'
