9 Chickweed Lane by Brooke McEldowney for February 08, 2008
February 07, 2008
February 09, 2008
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The Daily Thorax Horoscope LEO (July 23-August 22) Don't become obsessed with feelings of paranoia. Remember, they are mere delusions - people actually DO hate you. The cause may be traced to a simple fungus, possibly one with an I.Q. no higher than 87 and a need to walk tall accompanied by the strains of 'Hail to the Chief.' Take a multiple-choice exam, with extra credit for clearing your throat quietly. It will center you.
