9 Chickweed Lane by Brooke McEldowney for February 11, 2008
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The Daily Thorax Horoscope LIBRA (September 23-October 22) Look for change in the earlier part of the period, or, lacking that, in the later, marked by shaky stability either way. Recognition and romance will linger significantly, if not for you, for others. Seize the day. Don't let the dust gather, the grass grow, the paint dry, the hourglass run out. Blue skies in the morning... batten down the hatches... there'll always be an England... sure as God made li'l green apples. You are about to die from toxic levels of ambiguity and cliches.