9 Chickweed Lane by Brooke McEldowney for February 12, 2008
February 11, 2008
February 13, 2008
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The Daily Thorax Horoscope SCORPIO (October 23-November 21) A candidate for high public office will step before the cameras and state that the government is nothing without you the people - your labor, your wealth, your healthy children; your labor to fight its fecklessness, your wealth to fight its profligacy, your healthy children to fight its wars. And to reward him for speaking this truth, you will cast your vote for the candidates who could dice up platitudes into lovely sound bites. They're so less filling
