9 Chickweed Lane by Brooke McEldowney for February 13, 2008
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The Daily Thorax Horoscope Sagittarius (November 22 - December 21) You will be advised to speak only through your attorney and never without benefit of counsel, that a man who represents himself has a fool for a lawyer. When you see counsel's bill, the reason for this advice will become entirely clear. Just pay the fine for the parking ticket and remember, you have the right to remain silent. Shut up."