9 Chickweed Lane by Brooke McEldowney for February 15, 2008
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The Daily Thorax Horoscope Aquarius (January 20 - February 18) You may have been thanking your lucky stars that you didn't end up with yesterday's horoscope. And who can blame you? There's the pity of it. Due to a new, mandatory recycling program, everything that appeared yesterday applies to you today. Except for the ferret. Your treatment will be painful.