9 Chickweed Lane by Brooke McEldowney for February 16, 2008
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Transcript:
The Daily Thorax Horoscope Pisces (February 19 - March 20) You will exert enormous personal magnetism on the people all around you, who will inundate you with praise and applause. Surrendering to this unconquerable urge to touch your body and collect samples of sweat, members of the opposite sex will throw themselves at your feet, importuning you to tear off your..... ...Oh. Wait a second. That's not your horoscope.
