9 Chickweed Lane by Brooke McEldowney for July 01, 2008
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Dear spinning my wheels in NYC, what do you describe in yourself is the urge to "turn around" a gay man, not only to satiate your base desire, but to validate the hope that you're a hot enough patootie to vanquish homosexuality. you are pathetic, desperate, lonely, unethical, repugnant, obsessive and doomed. In other words, you have nothing to lose. Go for it.