9 Chickweed Lane by Brooke McEldowney for July 02, 2008
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Dear ask auntie ethel, my childhood sweetheart and i broke up. It's all my fault, but i've decided to address the problem by immersing myself in work and self righteous denial. In fact, I didn't write this. Don't bug me in NYC. Dear don't bug me, sounds like a plan. Edda: dear ask auntie ethel, I didn't write this. Return to sender. Deceased. I was only saying.... Shut up. I said I was deceased. you shut up. I said shut up first!