9 Chickweed Lane by Brooke McEldowney for July 03, 2008
Transcript:
Dear ask Auntie Ethel, I am what has been described by friends as a scary, predatory portugese femme fatale. I now have targeted for conquest a sweet, inexperienced male, fresh from a lover's quarrel. Thorax: Yes?...and? Actually, I believe that is all there is to say. thorax: Godspeed.