9 Chickweed Lane by Brooke McEldowney for June 11, 2009
Transcript:
Monty says, "The cockroach sapiens project is already under way, but I feel some final modifications are in order." Juliette says, "You want to tweak the design?" Monty says, "I'll give you credit as a consultant, and you'll be able to watch with pride as a new race of cockroaches spreads over the world." Juliette says, "I've got a flash for you....They're already in place." Monty says, "That's merely an infestations of nauseous, skittering pests." Juliette says, "We refer to ours as 'Incumbents,' but I'll accept the word 'Infestation.'"