9 Chickweed Lane by Brooke McEldowney for June 12, 2009
Transcript:
Monty says, "I've incorporated certain human traits…larger back legs for bipedal stability, and a greater freedom of movement in the forelegs for gesturing during filibusters." Juliette says, "And what are those?" Monty says, "Teeth…it has been obsered that nothing can stop the person who knows how to wreathe his face in the cynical expedient of a reassuring smile." Juliette says, "Really?" Juliette says, "Feeling reassured?" Monty says, "Actually, my...my neck is beginning to sweat." Juliette says, "And I've only just begun."