9 Chickweed Lane by Brooke McEldowney for July 16, 2009
Transcript:
Man says, "Yep….there's a group of tomfool skinny-dippers beyond them trees…refuting the existence of a supreme deity by sloshing around in my pond, nude." Man says, "And they're scaring away my cows." Man says, "You two with them?" Edda and Amos say, "No." Man says, "I sorta thought, right when I clapped eyes on you.....theists, I thought."