9 Chickweed Lane by Brooke McEldowney for July 17, 2009
Transcript:
Man says, "Fact is, I get all sortsa groups here…buncha yahoos advocating polytheism while they smear themselves with German potato salad and howl at the moon…atheist quilting bees…existential karaoke night…why, I could go on all day…" Amos says, "How much to stop you?" Man says, "Twelve-ninety-five." Amos says, "Sold!" Edda says, "My hero." Amos says, "And for only $12.95."