9 Chickweed Lane by Brooke McEldowney for October 11, 2009
Transcript:
Juliette says, "Elliot, would it be an intrusion on your privacy to ask if you are checking out my caboose?" Elliot says, "Upon my sould I must confess, when I behold your toothsome figure inclined from the waist as you discharge some task of the moment..." Elliot says, "...My heart skips a beat, such as the succulent vision you provide." Elliot says, "I vow, I can think of nothing more alluring." Juliette says, "Stick around...you ain't seen nothin' yet." Elliot says, "Lord, give me the strength!"